An often-recurring Feline Condition
Is the urge to repose in the Fetal Position.
Quoth Hakuna: “Hey, I’m not being lazy, ya buffoon! I’m conserving energy. Don’t you know it’s Earth Week?”
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Gerry N.
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Da Missus and I have three cats, all of whom spend many, many hours conserving energy. Long years ago I asked a vet if this was good. She told me the more a cat sleeps the longer it will live. Since then I've tried to outconserve my cats.
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Da Missus and I have three cats, all of whom spend many, many hours conserving energy. Long years ago I asked a vet if this was good. She told me the more a cat sleeps the longer it will live. Since then I've tried to outconserve my cats.
Gerry N.
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