Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010


When you are in the midst
Of micturition,
Don’t let go of the dick
With which you’re pishin’.

Your stream might become
A trifle wayward
Exposing the walls to
The risk of sprayward.

If you would win
The pissing game,
Maintain your grip
And take dead aim.

1 comment:

Kris said...

I wanna see THIS one cross-stitched in the kitschy bathroom decoration now instead of the stoopid "Please be neat And wipe the seat" drivel that's always there.