Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Monday, August 16, 2010


Defensive driving classes would never again be the same after the state legislature authorized an updated curriculum. The same information would be covered, but driving schools were given considerable latitude with respect to style of delivery.

Out-of-work comics flocked to become driving school instructors... but Mort had other ideas.

Affecting a hunchbacked posture, he growled, “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York; time to change your oil and check your fluids.”

“Is this a stop sign which I see before me?” he declaimed.

Mort’s Tragedy Driving School was, unexpectedly, a huge success.

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