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Tuesday, April 9, 2013


Yet more stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Long-time readers of my previous site may recall the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary, installments of which may be found in that site’s Archives.  For other entries in the Cheese Aisle Dictionary, simply click on the sidebar link for Cheese-Dic.

And now, the Word of the Day:

Facedooking [feis-du-king] (n) - Utilizing social media while simultaneously engaged in the act of defecation.

“Oh. My. Gawd!  Did I just see you taking your iPhone into the bathroom with you?  Were you Facedooking?  You totally were, weren’t you?  Did you post your status as ‘dropping the kids off at the pool’?  I think I’m gonna hurl!


Tommy said...

While I've never been guilty of facedooking, I will admit to using Twitter on the Shitter.

Elisson said...

Tommy, I'm gonna be looking at your tweets with a whole different perspective from now on. And probably at a distance. With tongs.