Museum beckons: Come inside!
Please take this handy printed guide
And see the works of Señor Dalí,
Surrealistic stuff, by golly!
His fame has spread both far and wide -
Inventor of the Moustache Ride.
“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...” - skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.” - Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...” - Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.” - Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!” - El Capitan
“You... are a plethora of useless information.” - K-Nine
2 comments:
His mustache rides might be fantastic.
Those pointy tips, so svelte.
He leaves the ladies limp and breathless,
Like pocketwatches all a-melt.
I mean COME ON, just look at that 'stache!
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