In addition to raffling off numerous Cookly Goodies (none of which we won, as it happens), they were dispensing all manner of free food and beverage samples. And the place was packed to the rafters with excited Foodie Suburbanites.
Of course, there was one guest they may not have been counting on...
This year’s new and improved Colander Borg-Man!
Yes, any time there’s a store that’s chock-full of Objets de Cuisine, there’s sure to be a colander among all of that nice, shiny merch... and Colander Borg-Man will be on it like
It’s what he does.
Rakishly handsome fellow, but why the second colander down below? I'd make some sick reference to an X-files episode about an evil conjoined twin or a parasitic alien, but I shall await your explanation instead, as it is likely to be hella funnier.
The second colander covers his credulity - which, obviously, is frequently strained.
"The quality of mercy is not strained... but pretty much everything else can be if you've got a colander!" - Colander Borg-Man
It looks like a ventilated hardhat.
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