Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Gary Greyhound was unprepared for the strange, unfamiliar desires that began to occupy his mind. At first he attributed it to the one-year itch, but after a while he realized that there was more to it than that.

This was different.

This was… exciting, in a way he couldn’t explain.

Gary had always felt secure in his sexual identity. His bitches loved him, and he returned the favor. That would never change.

But what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them, would it?

The nights he spent frisking about town with Danny Dachshund would be his secret... living on the down-low.


Ole Phat Stu said...

Aha! And did you know that : 'Cheese Isle' is an anagram of
'He lies! Cease!' ;-)

Anonymous said...

.... Stretch is gay?...... don't tell Sam!...