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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

ISHMAEL LEARNS THE FOXTROT

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Kevin Kim said...: Is your real last name Groner, by any chance?; June 4, 2013 at 12:51 PM
K-nine said...: Whale hunting in 3/4 time.; June 4, 2013 at 6:57 PM

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

ISHMAEL LEARNS THE FOXTROT

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

ISHMAEL LEARNS THE FOXTROT

2 comments:

About Me

Buy My Book, Dammit!

And Buy My Kid’s Handmade Needle-Felted Finger Puppets, Too, Dammit!

Cast o’ Characters

Yet More Self-Aggrandizement

The Old Crap

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Lookin’ for Cheese?

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