Little Miss Muffet
Couldn’t get to her tuffet,
The place where she wanted to sit
To eat cottage cheese
(As much as she pleased):
It was blocked by a pile of shit.
It was said of Miss Muffet,
“Alas for her tuffet,
A crime for which someone must pay!
It just isn’t fair
That she couldn’t get there
’Cause of meeting her turds in the way!”