Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Monday, July 11, 2011

TOUGH **IT

Little Miss Muffet
Couldn’t get to her tuffet,
The place where she wanted to sit
To eat cottage cheese
(As much as she pleased):
It was blocked by a pile of shit.

It was said of Miss Muffet,
“Alas for her tuffet,
A crime for which someone must pay!
It just isn’t fair
That she couldn’t get there
’Cause of meeting her turds in the way!”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

... dude.... that was awesome...

Eric