To learn to spell an arcane word
Like “syzygy” or “tuchus,”
Go get thee to a library
And read a lot of buchus.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
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2 comments:
[wiping a tear] Beautiful. By the way, I thought about you yesterday; my mom took me & two of my offspring to the Denton Cracker Barrel for lunch. My son planked the checkerboard where we sat; I shall post the photo this afternoon on my bloggus. :)
LOL! Fun verse!
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