Dutch Toilet with Long-Stemmed Roses. Photo by SWMBO, 1987.
If you ever should go ask my spouse,
There is only one Bowl in the house
That she would call “Super.”
I call it The Pooper,
And if I leave the seat up, she’ll grouse.
“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...” - skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.” - Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...” - Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.” - Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!” - El Capitan
“You... are a plethora of useless information.” - K-Nine
1 comment:
If I were devoted to football,
I'd be in a terrible fix,
for kickoff time here is one-thirty a.m. --
and I must be working by six!
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