Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Monday, July 11, 2011


Little Miss Muffet
Couldn’t get to her tuffet,
The place where she wanted to sit
To eat cottage cheese
(As much as she pleased):
It was blocked by a pile of shit.

It was said of Miss Muffet,
“Alas for her tuffet,
A crime for which someone must pay!
It just isn’t fair
That she couldn’t get there
’Cause of meeting her turds in the way!”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

... dude.... that was awesome...