Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Monday, May 16, 2011


When good king Edward had to pee
He’d whip it out for all to see
The commoners would shriek and flee
And thus was born the Royal Wee.


Erica said...

When Crazy George had to go whiz
He would release the Royal Liz'
Thus he produced a blue-ish fizz
Then denied it was even his.

Yeah...that was fun...

Elisson said...

I've never seen anything sillia
Than your poem about George's porphyria.
The disease drove him nuts,
No ifs, ands, or buts -
The mere thought of it gives me the willia.

treppenwitz said...

Um, sir... I'm going to need to see your license and registration. Sorry to say, but your poetic license seems to be under suspension. Step out of the car please... now sir.

Claude said...

Grand Empereur Napoléon
Quand Joséphine lui criait, "NON!"
Courait de pays and pays
Pour déverser bilieux pipi.