Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

GOATY HAIKU

Whether a billy
Or a nanny goat, both are
Just fine in curry.

In India, goat
Is preferred over beef, which
Tastes too much of God.

Something I found out:
Mairzy doats, but Goatse’s gross.
(Bizarre place, the ’Net.)

[These are for you, Little Oggie... next?]

2 comments:

og said...

Your turn to pick. And those are senryu, but I'll give you a pass.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Whether a billy
Or a nanny ghoti, them's
pronounced as 'fish' ;-)