Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

FOR THE WEST, AN EPITAPH

He once bestrode the world with muscles hard,
But got complacent and devolved, a sack of lard.
Once he built factories and towers: all was grand -
Alas, he died with his iPad in his hand.

[A four-line epitaph with an A-A-B-B rhyme scheme, as suggested by Og.] 

1 comment:

Velociman said...

He conquered the vaginer
He was a hell of a miner
Now he grows flaccid
Like pleasant Lake Placid

Sorry. It's all I had.