Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

BABY

I just had a Food-Baby
A really ugly kid
There really was no option
But to go slam down the lid
I took the silver handle
And I sent that kid away
I surely hope I do not have
Another one today

3 comments:

Kevin Kim said...

Huzzah, Mr. Silverstein! And now, to complete the work, all we need is one of your trademark line-art illustrations!

(I'm a big fan, by the way. A Fart in the Attic is my favorite, closely followed by The Shitting Spree and Where the Colon Ends.)

Hank said...

On an equally-disgusting note:

I picked one out of my proboscis -
A greasy green booger,
A nasal colossus.
It tasted like sugar.

Wrote that when I was about 15. Those jealous, snooty bastards at the magazines just refuse to print it.

Elisson said...

Thank Gawd for blogs, eh, Hank?