“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...” - skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.” - Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...” - Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.” - Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!” - El Capitan
“You... are a plethora of useless information.” - K-Nine
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'tis your birthday—now go hyper
as you buckle on your diaper
life is just a windshield wiper
left to run
just a yin-yang oscillation
Death leans close for osculation
all is merely preparation
—then 'tis done
years roll on, and we get older
soon our brains begin to molder
and our scrotal set of boulders
starts to sag
little time to stand and wonder
in our cells, entropic thunder
ripping telomeres asunder
what a drag
night has come—no longer morning
so we celebrate, a-porning
pay no heed to Reaper's warning
flip the bird
in the end, we know we're ashes
just a sac of flesh that thrashes
our existence, falling, smashes
like a turd
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Best wishes for the happiest of days
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