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Friday, March 4, 2011

THE GLITTERATI

All that glitters is not gold, I’ve heard.
How true. If you should chance upon a turd
And in it see a shining yellow gleam
Amidst the pungent, aromatic steam,
Attend these words of mine: They serve to warn
That that which glitters isn’t gold; it’s corn.
Posted by Elisson at 1:09 PM
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3 comments:

Kevin Kim said...

All that glitters is not gold, I’ve heard.
How true. If you should chance upon a nerd
Who sits before computer's glowing screen
Upon which sexy women writhe and scream,
Attend these words of mine: They serve to warn
That what you're seeing isn’t gold; it’s porn.

March 4, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Elisson said...

Kevin, for that brilliant comment you deserve a hand... and a well-lubricated one at that.

March 4, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Cappy said...

New opportunities for corn storage!

March 7, 2011 at 7:17 AM

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