Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

A LITTLE DAB (’LL DO YA)

Clear lotion in the bottle
Lubrication in the tube
Rub it on your schmutschkie
Rub it on your boob

Take that ol’ Kentucky jelly
Get out the Astroglide
Schmear it ’neath your belly
For a sexy slip ’n’ slide

The Brylcreem boys once told us
That a little dab’ll do ya
So when your arms enfold us
Hope you don’t mind if we “goo” ya

[Written in celebration of Valentine’s Day 2013]

3 comments:

Rahel said...

Levon? Lev -- oops, sorry, wrong room!

El Capitan said...

What do Germans call sex lube?

Der Vienerschlieder!!

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! Fun verse!