Tyrion and Jaime were brothers; more than that, they were rivals who would bicker at every opportunity.
Their latest set-to had begun when Tyrion had taken a thin sheet of isinglass and laid it upon Jaime’s Seat of Relief, with horrifying results that amused all but Jaime.
Jaime had his revenge before long, smearing poison ivy upon the Seat of Relief frequented by Tyrion. To make matters worse, he had arranged for Tyrion’s dinner to be dosed with a potion possessing a pronounced laxative effect. As Tyrion scratched frantically, he wondered...
How long would this Game of Thrones go on?