Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Friday, December 21, 2012


On the highway there’s one thing I truly hate -
It’s the asshole who just loves to tailgate.
I’d like to strangle the mother-humper
Who insists on riding right on my rear bumper.
At seventy per, there’s no room for error
So back the fuck off, Mister Reign-of-Terror.

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