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Friday, December 14, 2012

LEARN THIS AND PROSPER, MY SON

Lesson One: Do not fart in the Shower Stall,
For the Vapors are trapped by that hard glass Wall.
They surround the Man who lets loose his Aroma
Causing him to swoon into a Turd-Stench Coma.

Thus, if you must, let it rip at the Mall,
Or discreetly pop one out whilst you dance at the Ball -
But, lest you suffer your own fragrant Wrath,
Never, ever fart in the Shower-Bath.

2 comments:

og said...

Nicely done. Every time I think I'm ready for another poetry slam I get yanked out of the county or country.

leelu said...

...important (and poetic!) safety tip.