Lesson One: Do not fart in the Shower Stall,
For the Vapors are trapped by that hard glass Wall.
They surround the Man who lets loose his Aroma
Causing him to swoon into a Turd-Stench Coma.
Thus, if you must, let it rip at the Mall,
Or discreetly pop one out whilst you dance at the Ball -
But, lest you suffer your own fragrant Wrath,
Never, ever fart in the Shower-Bath.
4 years ago