HE MUST HAVE A LONG KEYBOARD, THAT MUST FACEBOOK WITH THE DEVIL

[Sung to the tune of “Friend of the Devil”]

Lit out from Cupertino, left a trail of twenty tweets.
Spent the whole night writing posts, so I never got to sleep.

Sit by the keyboard where I waste my time,
Facebook friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If my files upload before daylight,
I just might get some sleep tonight.

Ran into the devil, babe, he agreed to host my site -
But when I saw his CCS, I nearly died of fright.

Sit by the keyboard where I waste my time,
Facebook friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If my files upload before daylight,
I just might get some sleep tonight.

I ran down to the levee and some spammers caught me there
They tried to take my money but I just gave them the air.

Sit by the keyboard where I waste my time,
Facebook friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If my files upload before daylight,
I just might get some sleep tonight.

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one’s named HTML and it’s my heart’s delight.
The second one’s my Twitter feed, babe, with all those stupid tweets,
And if I stop to catch my breath, then I will be dead meat.

Got a blog on Blogspot, babe, and one on Wordpress, too
The first one gets the traffic, ’cause the second one’s too new.

Sit by the keyboard where I waste my time,
Facebook friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If my files upload before daylight,
I just might get some sleep tonight.

[Apologies to Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead, who are probably all grateful that their band’s career did not intersect with the Age of Social Media.]