THE CHEESE AISLE DICTIONARY

Stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Long-time readers of the Old Site may recall the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary, previous installments of which may be found in that site’s Archives.

As part of the process of moving to this new crib, I had to come up with a new name for my dictionary. Elisson’s Cheese-Dic? Ewwwww. So, for now, the Cheese Aisle Dictionary it is.

And now, for our first entry:

rest roomaki [rest-roo-ma-ki] (n) - (1) A turd wrapped in bacon. (2) By extension, anything possessing surface appeal that masks a completely nasty interior.

“Jerry’s girlfriend? She’s hot, all right, but a complete black-hearted bitch. A real rest roomaki, that one.”