This year, the first day of Sukkot, the joyous week-long fall festival celebrated by us Red Sea Pedestrians, coincides with International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It’s also my birthday according to the Hebrew calendar. Why, it’s a Seasonal Trifecta!
You know what that means...
Lulav and etrog, the symbols of Sukkot.
That’s right. I’ll be in synagogue, darrrrh-vening, and waving my lularrrrhv. Arrrrh!
“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...” - skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.” - Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...” - Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.” - Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!” - El Capitan
“You... are a plethora of useless information.” - K-Nine
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Well! A Happy Hebrew-calendar Birthday to this nutty Jew.
יום הולדת שמח, חג שמח....
... and may yer voyages be always joyful, matey. Arrrh!
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