...but the simple fact is, This Is Not A Colander.
It’s a Head-Scratcher!
A gift from Barry, my partner-in-crime, it is a simple device that resembles nothing so much as a wire whisk. But unlike a wire whisk, it has blunt-ended prongs that deliver the finest Head-Massage this side of
Alas, it does not block the Zeta Rays from Planet Nubulax, but, hey, that’s what colanders are for! (Plus they’re much more useful for draining boiled pasta.)
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Dang, dude, you just keep getting stranger.
I think you just might be the coolest guy ever (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Ooooh. I bet that feels good!
"Yes I'm SERIOUS, SWMBO!! I want you to take my picture with this thing on my head so I can put it on the internet!"
- Morris William
That, Morris William, is pretty much how things went down...
Looks like a detachable antenna for a tinfoil hat.
Oh I love those things but they only feel good when someone else uses them on you. Kinda like having your back scratched.
I used to have one of those things, Singaporean brothel notwithstanding ;P
It made me shriek because it was so ticklish lol
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