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Saturday, November 27, 2010

MEMORIES: A 100-WORD STORY (WITH VIDEO)



The explosive growth in demand for electronic memory that had begun in the late 1990’s accelerated dramatically as the Internet became the medium of everyday human interaction. Life’s minutiae no longer vanished into the stream of time; everything was lovingly laid down in 1’s and 0’s, packratted away into the limitless bowels of the Data Storage Combine for future retrieval.

RAM became the new gold. Salaries were paid in terabytes.

By 2057, the Earth’s entire surface had been covered with data storage facilities, the better to feed the voracious servers… ensuring a continued supply of Funny Cat Videos on YouTube.

Update: Friday Ark #320 is afloat at the Modulator... and Carnival of the Cats offers its 350th incarnation over at Meowsings of an Opinionated Pussycat, where Nikita and Elvira have done an exceptional job of compiling cat-related links from around the Bloggy-Sphere.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So after we're long gone, will future Archeologist, upon finding only this video, decide we were or were not intelligent?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

That video is hilarious. Thanks for sharing it. We came by from Nikita & Elvira's where they're hosting the Carnival of Cats this week.