Life in the Garden was wonderful.
The weather was always perfect, appropriate for a nudist resort. Food was always on hand, costing only the effort required to pull it from the trees. No rules... just right.
Well, one rule. Don’t eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.
The Serpent was having none of that. He persuaded Eve to eat, and the rest is Scripture: “I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy travail; in pain shalt thou bring forth children, and when thou art old, thou shalt be wrinkled.”
“Shit,” thought Eve. “I never should have eaten that prune.”