Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Friday, January 17, 2014


Ethereal Stella

My feline life is mighty grand:
I pinch a loaf onto the sand
Then dig a hole and bury it
That others may not smell my shit.

When Daddy’s in his litterbox
He pulls his pants down to his socks
And drops his load into the bowl
To flush it down a wat’ry hole.

O, Human! Life must be so bitter
To crap without some honest litter.


Kevin Kim said...

I wonder whether cats, like women, prefer to pretend that they don't poop at all.

Thanks for the lovely... catterel?

The Maximum Leader said...

Very nice.