4 years ago
Friday, January 17, 2014
My feline life is mighty grand:
I pinch a loaf onto the sand
Then dig a hole and bury it
That others may not smell my shit.
When Daddy’s in his litterbox
He pulls his pants down to his socks
And drops his load into the bowl
To flush it down a wat’ry hole.
O, Human! Life must be so bitter
To crap without some honest litter.