Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

BEST LINE I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK. NO, ALL YEAR.

From the funniest woman in Louisiana:

“If you lay one hand on me, Scooter, I’m going to kick you in the balls so hard you’ll taste your future grandchildren’s shit.”

Go read the whole thing.  And then start mining the archives, ’cause there’s lots more where that came from.

1 comment:

LeeAnn said...

You flatter me greatly, o pithy one!
As to a book, I'm seriously trying to figure out how to organize it all. GenPop Adventures, maybe.