Saturday, January 21, 2012
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF HOUSTON STEVE
“Have you ever noticed that the back end of a milking barn has a Dairy Air?”
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3 comments:
Ark, ark, ark. (As Noah said.)
And that's putting it PO-lightly ;-)
Barnstorming. Even dairing. It deserved an airing.
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