Today be a day that comes but once a yarrrh.
Sure, it be the nineteenth o’ September... but I be referrin’ to International Talk Like a Pirate Day, matey. It be a day on which swashbuckleheads buckle their swashes and swash their buckles... and talk like pirates until the words come out of their buckin’ ears. It be easy... not harrrhd at all!
There be a lot most people don’t know about pirates. Just because Jack Sparrow be all popular and such doesn’t mean ye can call yerself a poopdexpert... unless ye know the answers to these questions:
Why did Bluebeard kill so many of his wives? (He hated it when they’d arrrhgue with him.)
When pirates count, what type of numbers do they use? (Carrrhdinal.)
What is a pirate’s greatest pleasure? (An arrrhgasm.)
No, go and talk amongst yourselves. Like pirates.
Monday, September 19, 2011
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You missed one: What do you call a pirate with 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 eyes? Rookie! LOL
You don't know me but I found your blog awhile back and really enjoy it.
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