THE CHEESE AISLE DICTIONARY, Vol. 3

Stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Long-time readers of my previous site may recall the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary, installments of which may be found in that site’s Archives.

For other entries in the Cheese Aisle Dictionary, simply click on the sidebar link for Cheese-Dic.

And now for the Words of the Day...

automatomtom [aw-tom-a-tom-tom] (n) - an electronic drum kit.

“Damn! I paid $3,000 for a band at my kid’s Bar Mitzvah, and all I got was a pimply teenager with a kazoo, a Casio keyboard, and an automatomtom!”

cacacrete [ka-ka-kreet] (n) - the rock-like substance formed in a litter box when cat excrement and urine contacts clumping cat litter.

“Cleaned out the cat box today. There must have been five pounds of cacacrete in there... maybe I oughta scrape it out more than once a week, huh?”