O, if I ever owned a sheep, I’d name him Mutton Jeff
And feed him oats and barley malt, and spelt and rye and teff
And then, when he grew large enough, yet still a tender lamb
I’d hack him into little bits and eat him up, by damn!
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
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Classic. Nicely done. And it even has a bit of an "1800s drinking song" feel to it. See you at the pub!
That is so good I have to steal it and post it on PETA... ;-)
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