Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN HAIR: A PAEAN

Donald Trump
Is in a funk -
His campaign may have hit a bump.
There’s many think he is a chump
With all his brains wedged in his rump
For squeezing when he takes a dump.

Donald Trump,
You smarmy lump -
You live your life with the assump-
Tion that you are the Camel’s Hump,
The Cat’s Meow, and all that junk.
But you’re not. Just one rich cunt.

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