Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Friday, June 19, 2015


A mother-daughter conversation, here reproduced verbatim. (Mother is 87 years old and has just moved to an independent living facility, where she has been told “guys will hit on you.”)

Mother: I’m all dried up down there. I think I need to get myself a doodle.

Daughter: You mean a dildo, Mom... and you don’t need one.


Kevin Kim said...

There's a tasteless pun hidden somewhere inside the sweaty, fleshy folds of this narrative. And I shall not be the one to utter it.

Elisson said...

Oh, do tell.

Omnibabe said...

Love this!