THE CHEESE AISLE DICTIONARY, Vol. 22

More stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Long-time readers of my previous site may recall the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary, installments of which may be found in that site’s Archives. For other entries in the Cheese Aisle Dictionary, simply click on the sidebar link for Cheese-Dic.

And now for today’s entry:

carnyvore [car-ni-vor] (n) - person who subsists on a diet consisting primarily of turkey legs, nachos, cotton candy, Dippin’ Dots, and funnel cakes.

“Last time we went to the State Fair, George nearly killed himself eating all that crap at the midway. He’s a real carnyvore, that one.”