It is clear from the above that this particular Founding Father was fully acquainted with the value of the Tapered Doody. I propose, therefore, that the Tapered Doody be given the cognomen “Hamilton.”
A properly executed Hamilton is a rare accomplishment of which one may take considerable pride... which explains my exceptionally happy - dare I say proud? - state of mind today.
I'm reminded of a pamphlet-sized document in French that a friend once gave me: De la manière de chier. It was supposedly written in 18th-century French, but it was surprisingly and delightfully understandable.
ReplyDeleteAh—and here it is, with the same devil-and-bellows cover! It apparently dates to 1743.
That being said, any irregularity in the faecal mass that causes the "Hamilton" to alter its immaculate egress and result in besmirching of the rectum shall heretofore be referred to as a "Burr".
ReplyDeleteI hate to get a Burr in the Saddle, Cappy.
ReplyDeleteThose Burrs can be deadly.
ReplyDeleteWhy are poops tapered at the end?
ReplyDeleteSo your asshole doesn;t slam shut.