Tuesday, November 3, 2015

ON ANIMAL HUSBANDRY

O, if I ever owned a sheep, I’d name him Mutton Jeff
And feed him oats and barley malt, and spelt and rye and teff
And then, when he grew large enough, yet still a tender lamb
I’d hack him into little bits and eat him up, by damn!

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2 comments:

  1. Kevin KimNovember 4, 2015 at 12:08 AM

    Classic. Nicely done. And it even has a bit of an "1800s drinking song" feel to it. See you at the pub!

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  2. RobCNovember 21, 2015 at 2:45 PM

    That is so good I have to steal it and post it on PETA... ;-)

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