ON THE TROUBLE WITH HAREMS AND POLYGAMYLooked the hen at the cockAnd the cock at the henSaid the cock to the hen,"How I wish you were ten!"Said the hen to the cock,"You're as hard as a rock,But your self-esteem mocksthe true power of men!"For you have not the strengthNor, I daresay, the lengthTo handle us singlyOr, with your small dingly,To handle us in groups of ten!"Now, the cock, he was sadBut this insight he had:To be henpecked by one,Can never be fun, butBeing henpecked by ten is quite mad.
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ON THE TROUBLE WITH HAREMS AND POLYGAMY
ReplyDeleteLooked the hen at the cock
And the cock at the hen
Said the cock to the hen,
"How I wish you were ten!"
Said the hen to the cock,
"You're as hard as a rock,
But your self-esteem mocks
the true power of men!
"For you have not the strength
Nor, I daresay, the length
To handle us singly
Or, with your small dingly,
To handle us in groups of ten!"
Now, the cock, he was sad
But this insight he had:
To be henpecked by one,
Can never be fun, but
Being henpecked by ten is quite mad.