Ron spent several decades working in the adult film industry. The work paid well, enough for him to send his kids to college and buy a comfortable home.
Eventually, however, Ron’s gig became tiresome. To cure his boredom, he changed careers, becoming a highly paid consultant to the food industry.
Perhaps his greatest contribution was the invention of a sandwich that combined creamy marshmallow with peanut butter. For Ron, the two spreads were a pleasant reminder of the Old Days; for kids everywhere, the new sandwich was a massive hit.
Who better than a former fluffer to invent the Fluffernutter?
Groannnn....
ReplyDeleteThat's some great fluff in the next post, though... and once, on the Net, I even saw a particular cat referred to as a "fluffernutter," believe it or not!
I think I would have aimed for the gutter on this one...
ReplyDeleteF'rinstance:
Ron the Fluffer combined his favorite Mexican coffee, Cafe Bustelo, with the gooey ooze of the peanut butter/marshmallow fluff mix, and invented the porn studio catering staple, the "Bustanutter"...
Cap, I was gonna say that great minds think alike, but then I thought better of it... ;-)
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