A LITTLE DAB (’LL DO YA)

Clear lotion in the bottle
Lubrication in the tube
Rub it on your schmutschkie
Rub it on your boob

Take that ol’ Kentucky jelly
Get out the Astroglide
Schmear it ’neath your belly
For a sexy slip ’n’ slide

The Brylcreem boys once told us
That a little dab’ll do ya
So when your arms enfold us
Hope you don’t mind if we “goo” ya

[Written in celebration of Valentine’s Day 2013]