He once bestrode the world with muscles hard,
But got complacent and devolved, a sack of lard.
Once he built factories and towers: all was grand -
Alas, he died with his iPad in his hand.
[A four-line epitaph with an A-A-B-B rhyme scheme, as suggested by Og.]
He conquered the vaginer
ReplyDeleteHe was a hell of a miner
Now he grows flaccid
Like pleasant Lake Placid
Sorry. It's all I had.