I tried to grab hold of my ladyfriend’s titty -
There’s a slap for that.
Phat beats from the ghetto are heard through the city -
There’s a rap for that.
My eyelids are droopy; I must needs to sleep -
There’s a nap for that.
Quick, comfort the baby, so that she not weep -
There’s a lap for that.
I need to go purchase a new pair of jeans –
There’s a Gap for that.
My bowel is full after eating baked beans –
There’s a crap for that.
The audience cheers for the acting I do –
There’s a clap for that.
I fear I am lost; O, how shall I get through?
There’s a map for that.
My head is so cold as the fall breezes blow –
There’s a cap for that.
And, should I need water, say, where does it flow?
There’s a tap for that.
Now, what’s to prevent my ball reaching the green?
There’s a trap for that.
For riders to hang on, in Brooklyn and Queens –
There’s a strap for that.
Who pens a poem in Steve Job's name?
ReplyDeleteThere's a sap for that
Should someone want to tease that one and the same-
There's a yap for that.
Got a crack in your tile?
ReplyDeleteThere's a Dap for that!
Need to store some muffins?
Use Reynold's Wrap for that!
No one's willing to $#%* you?
There's a fap for that!
LOL! I'll be making this stuff up all afternoon, now...
Gyno needing something to smear?
ReplyDeleteThere's a pap for that.
This is getting better and better.
ReplyDeleteSaint John gonna put you to the "tist"?
ReplyDeleteThere's a bap for that.
Insects and a florescent light...
ReplyDeleteThere's a zap for that.
Need to feed the dog tonight?
ReplyDeleteThere's a scrap for that.
Got an old Instamatic and some 126 film -
ReplyDeleteThere's a snap for that
At the risk of going too far... As is my natural wont:
ReplyDeleteAttacking pearl harbor?
There's a Jap for that.
Excellent!
ReplyDeleteRunning to the john late at night?
ReplyDeleteThere's a flap for that...
"ladyfriend", you say?
ReplyDeletethat's wrong on several levels.