When you are in the midst
Of micturition,
Don’t let go of the dick
With which you’re pishin’.
Your stream might become
A trifle wayward
Exposing the walls to
The risk of sprayward.
If you would win
The pissing game,
Maintain your grip
And take dead aim.
I wanna see THIS one cross-stitched in the kitschy bathroom decoration now instead of the stoopid "Please be neat And wipe the seat" drivel that's always there.
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